Locks: Tom is a badass.
Brian: I promise I'll be back Thursday...cover your eyes
Magoo's Beard: BALL! BALL! BALL! BALL!
bam bam: good luck all! I have to retire due to medical reasons
bam bam: ED Sucks!
Locks: we should play every night. i just realized that this is for talking trash. everyone sucks
eliminator: bad idea
TucsonDodgeball: You guys are an inspiration
Fingers: Wow. You wee ones are still at it?
Boom: Fingers is alive!?
G-Spot: I do miss dodgeball a lot. I will try to come before the quarter is over. Also, I got a bigger beard than Magoo.
molly: who is fingers?
Magoo's beard: You shall never outgrow me!!!!
Sam: You are the ones who are the ball lickers
bam bam: Search deep within your heart, you know this to be true
eliminator: sam, we have some unfinished business, you and i
Locks: anyone want to make a team for the halloween tournament?
scooter: take a look at a real dodgeball team www.thedodgerams.
piczo.com
Fingers: No Boom, I'm actually very dead and in Hell. Turns out it's New Haven.
Boom: the dodgearms are such posers
scooter: we own the game of dodgeball, how about a little game
Liam: the dodgerams would wreck you, wed show u how we play hardcore dodgeball in canada. DODGE RAMS FOR LIFE
G-Spot: is this [censored] canadian talking shit? I will unretire myself and show you some good ol'american dodgeball.
eliminator: kind of hard to be intimidated by a canadian team with an american team name and logo
Liam: good ol'american dodgeball? HAHA. in the videos u guys look like **** and you throw like 10 year old girls. haha
Liam: if you cant rammit, DODGE IT.
scooter: or its easy to be intimidated by a fast, strong, smart and georgous dodge ball team
scooter: oh and nice balls in the video, is this 1970, in Canada we use really balls. CAUSE WE HAVE BALLS
Liam: depauldodgeball is a joke. you guys dress like little fags. I bet u only play for the shower time after the game.
Rocker: In regards to these Canadian fruitcakes: your beer is putrid (apart from LaBatt Blue which is tolerable),
Rocker: you use the flipping metric system (inferior), free health care (pay for other sick peoples' health care,
Rocker: and your nation will soon be overrun by beavers and a crapload of diseased moose. Please, just isolate yourselves from..
Rocker: the world, because you are of no use to society...and avoid the game of dodgeball, because you will just taint it....
Rocker: you will just ruin what we Americans have worked so hard to create and maintain. Dodge rams blow.
Rocker: A historically wretched member of depauldodgeball past (fingers) would still embarrass the dodge butt rammers.
Rocker: If we were to play your pitiful team, we would simply unleash Gerald and Bam Bam and leave victorious in 2.5 minutes max
Rocker: By the way, the president of your crap organization looks like a fetus. And the majority of your members are either....
Rocker: inbred or have goneria of the face. Good day.
scooter: did bam bam get his name from shower time
Fingers: Wait! Cannucks are allowed to play dodgeball? I thought those dainties were too soft for dodgeball.
Fingers: It takes a real sociopath to play this game, not some polite twits who are even afraid to curse.
Fingers: And Rocker, $#%! you.
Aleks Bomis: All right, this has been entertaining and all, but give a date you can come to East Lansing.
Magoo: ouch
bam bam: you of all people should talk, what the hell kinda name is Scooter?
Tony Montana: Hey you Canadian fucks, why don't you handle yourself some of those first class tickets to the Resurrection?
bam bam: America is better anyway, our money is worth more, our sports are better, and we don't have that stupid accent
scooter: have u even herd yourself talk
scooter: and how about u come to canada to play, we will take on anyone anytime
Aleks Bomis: We've got 1) Facilities 2) Press 3) Broadcasting 4) Attendence 5) More ppl than you
Aleks Bomis: You wanna play the big boys, you go to them, not the other way around.
scooter: yea right, weve got 1. better facilities 2. more press 3. better broadcasting4. more fans 5. stronger, cooler, better
scooter: looking people than you
eliminator: scooter, your posts are full of gay overtones, your site looks like ass, and your excuses match your pitiful country.
eliminator: scooter, your posts are full of gay overtones, your site looks like ass, and your excuses match your pitiful country.
scooter's brother: here's one of scooter's highschool pictures
eliminator:
scooter, your
post: eliminator: scooter, your posts are full of gay overtones, your site looks like ass, and your excuses match your pitiful
eliminator:: eliminator:
bam bam: I would be scared of canada, if they didn't put maple syrup on ham!
Magoo: ...i like canada.
Soukup: You must be retarded, so Ill use small words. 1)FOAM BALLS. 2)Easy to talk trash when youll never have to back it up.
bam bam: Why use foam balls, That's like going to the Ice Capades!
scooter: i unno, u guys seem to be experts on balls
bam bam: you're one to talk!
Magoo: Bam you're not allowed to talk anymore.
eliminator: i posted one thing, i didn't do the rest of them
eliminator: and i totally misread Bam as Ben...wow
eliminator: and since steve nash came out of canada i'll give the country a pass...but not the dodgerams.
Joe(Aberdeen): F*CK THE P*NIS!!!
Boom: awww snap...there is craziness in the world! Magoo's beard is gone, it's gonna be halloween, need I say more?
G-spot: meow
Grob: man i miss Dodgeball...and i mean DEPAUL DODGEBALL...yea..
lemme know when it starts back up in Jan. cuz ill be in town
liz(aberdeen): thanks for playing in our tourney last night. i didn't recognize magoo w/o the beard...
Locks: im calling out ted tonight. its goin down.
jackattack: magoo's beard told me he didn't recognize him either. i had coffee with MB this morn.
jackattack: oh, where the eff are the aberdeen pictures ryan??? your the worst website manager EVER!!!
Boom: Aw snap...Magoo being called out! He's a big wussie who sleeps with a night light.
Magoo's Beard: I hurt people
Boom: What was that? I think I heard a whisper...ohhh thats what puny little Magoo's beard trying to say something.
Magoo's Beard: I must crush you
Boom: I have a little weiner
eliminator: who wants to be on my team?
Aleks Bomis (MSU): AllState? Freaking brilliant, guys, just wish I'd've thought of it first
Locks: i need a team as well
Locks: oh yes, i pwned a bunch of noobs on thursday.
Boom: ah the noobs...
Magoo's Beard: rarrrrrrr
jackattack: locks its you and me bro..... we just need 8 more.
Locks: i think im already on a team. i gave molly my id number.
locks: yeah, you are locks! jack, you can be on our team, too. you'll just have to rotate in and out!
molly: woops, that's my posting above...sorry!
ben: dang, we lost the tournament thing...penn state??
Greg Moy: hey maybe you guys could help out MSU beat penn state...idk maybe avenge your loss and help out a Midwest dodgeball team
Locks: undefeated forever.
Boom: Boom is outta here!
Tuna: bubububububu bubye now!
Grob: so when does the next dodgeball start up again for winter quarter?
Magoo: Probably the first thursday
dan frm england
:): u guys r rele cool i luv dodge ball aswell ur shots r amasing
fearthegordon: wow, im only a freshman in high school, i am definitely interested, so post again if your looking for a cannon...
Locks: i miss dodgeball. i try to get my friends to play with me inside of wal-mart, but they give up too easily.
Boom: Check it out, here in the Philippines, they call dodgeball - touch the body
ben: what are you doing in the philippines?
Boom: Vacation
ben: sweeeeeet
molly: boom, you tell lies. i saw you wandering around dominicks yesterday.
Boom: I got pictures of me riding a water buffalo to prove it! haha
Tuna: Put 'em on the site! That'd Rule!
Tuna: I added a link to this site on the DePaul University page on Wikipedia.com
Boom: <---picture
molly: don't be wiled by the ways of photoshop...boom'
s a tricky character
Magoo: Which one is the donkey
Tuna: OMG that's the greatest thing I've ever seen!
Tuna: I turn 25 on Tuesday
tom: im never going to hear the end of this now that im on film with an injury am i?
tom: har har
Boom: Who is tuna?
G-Spot: 1992 was waaaay cooler than 1991
molly: tuna is bam bam...i think
Magoo: I know who tuna is
Brian W: That tourney seems so long ago...
Tuna: Gee, what tipped you off sillybuns?
Tuna: Tuna is the nickname I got while working at Wal-Mart
Boom: Molly is sillybuns hahaha
Tuna: good one Boom!
molly: negative points for lack of originality, boom
elimi-turt-nash-k
ends: pick a nickname already!
jackattack: i [censored] going tonight. getting off my ass.
Locks: mike L got owned when ian hit his headband off. epic.
Tuna: I thini it's time to retire the name "Bam Bam" as the real one died today
Boom: So...rumor has it...UIC is coming to dogeball tonight
Locks: im glad that uic could come, not glad that i played bad.
modgemini: i wanna come back! get me on the list soon!
jackattack: where did paul dissapear to?
jackattack: magoo is on wikipedia haha
Boom: Post the link yo
molly: ummm, you should spell check
yo: peeps are jealous cuz they wanna play so bad
chairwords: that one guy with the big calves is hot. call me.
chairwords: that one guy with the big calves is hot. call me.
Boom: Who me Molly? spellcheck what?
molly: spell check yo face
paul: oh nap!
Boom: You going down tonight Molly!
Tuna: Due to a very stupid injury, I will not be returning. Gout
Locks: good movie.
jackattack: boom got pwned.
jackattack: best night in months.
ted: depaul dodgeball did me in the butt. and i liked it.
jackattack: ted speaks for everyone
jackattack: im bringing a camera tonight so we can get some new pics up in hurr.
Boom: All ya'll, check out the DePaulia!
Boom: Oh snap I say!
jackattack: everyone, please come tonight. fo real.
eliminator: i think the lesson is clear - don't act like a jerk or you'll be hit in the gonads.
Gary: haha thats so true....so is there gonna be dodgeball on the 15? im going to be in town and was wondering if someone
Gary: would sign me in if i can make it
molly: wooohooo gary's back...we'll sign you in
Gary: Thanx Molly
Gary: see everyone Thursday.
Magoo: we're almost done...
jackattack: dont say that...thats really sad
Gary: Fun stuff...very fun stuff...it was awesome
eliminator: dodgeball thursday?
jackattack: yezzir.
jackattack: boom needs to start going by boomdha.
Magoo: jack got pwned
Boom: oh snap
jackattack: your day will come, bearded boy!!!!
eliminator: i'm starting to catch that shizz
molly: its almost tourney time...who's stoked!?
Magoo: i have an idea, lets go to michigan
ben: that game with the UIC was awesome, we should do that more often
Boom: Fo Sho
jackattack: TIME TO PWN!!!!! LETS GO DEPAUL!!!
ben: my arm is gone, but i got the awesome to work
Soukup (GVSU): Um, we loved playing you guys, and would do so again anytime. Thanks for making this weekend alot of fun.
jackattack: i know you didnt watch the movie soukup, but we want every team to come to depual to have a great time here.
dallball: I like how there are cool looking underwear in the merchandise
Poth (GVSU): You guys call timeouts at the most inconvenient times! It was a lot of fun playing you guys.
jackattack: hahaha. that was alllllllll me.
ben: we gotta figure out how to get an entourage as big as yours if you come to chicago
jackattack: that would be a mighty tough task. GVSU could loan us some of their fans.
Boom: Female fans would be nice
jackattack: somebody in CTI should bring a video camera for the remainder of the year. get some new VIDZ up in this b1tch.
ben: a couple new videos could be 'dodges' and 'trick throws'
Boom: And Boom pwning all ya'll
jackattack: how bout "Boom getting pwned"
Boom: I guess that could work since it's true
Boom: But for that, I'm gonna pwn you!!!
jackattack: you better be wearing a nut cup tonight.
ben: boom, on monday i fell over, you missed me, and i knocked you out before i stood up...that's pwnage right there
jackattack: OOOOH. Ben, we need to get the awesome on tape.
ben: only if we can delete the bad ones that are bound to happen
jackattack: thats what highlights are for
dallball: so lets make a highlight video for incoming freshmen
dallball: oops forgot to talk trash, hey ben steve nash looks like a girl
ben: don't be jealous just because he's better than everyone at everything
jackattack: except Magoo's beard.
Magoo: damn straight
ben: fencers are the new ninjas
ben: i'm temporarily on the DL, i'll be back to take you all out to the woodshed when my foot is un-sprained
Boom: There never was a woodshed...cause I take ya'll to the pit
Locks: GUN SHOW>>>>>>
Brian W: I am officially retiring, unfortunately, due to shoulder injury.
Dodgeball: Yay!
Jackattack: Calling Matt Dall... Matt Dall come in please.
ben: GET IN THE VAN!
mattdall: matt dall is at depaul call me jyoung
Jackattack: ITS GONNA RAIN
mattdall: on them hos
Bam Bam: During my four years there, I've destroyed my tailbone, my teeth, and my short term memory, thanks magoo's beard.
Lock: Gun Show? The Awesome? oh yes. its gon rain.
jackattack: WHO WANTS THIS DOG???
TC: i'm making a comeback baby, a year after dislocating my finger...
muahaha: poor little freshies...they don't even know what's going down tonight.
muahaha: p.s. you can't be locks anymore
ben: it will be easy to get the awesome off tonight and monday...i might ditch it just to get more faceshots though
LOC: I cant be locks, but i can be LOC, as in Nameloc. POW! p.s. I want to see some coffin filler action.
jackattack: who the eff in muahaha. probably tom.
muahaha: great turnout yesterday...great planning! can't wait until monday.
lolz: freshie freshie freshie!
Locks: the undefeated crew pwned some noobs last night
jackattack: we had a record # last night by 40 people.
Locks: where are the photos from night two?
jackattack: they'll be up soon.
muahaha: this doesn't match the website
ben: GET IN THE VAN
Boom: Nash...stop belittling the kids and get your funny lil behind in the van!
jackattack: there were some seriously epic headshots last night.
Dan: Me and some of the brothers will be there monday for the beatdown
jackattack: younger brothers?? i havent seen many of them yet.
Locks: DAAmn jack. you really updated the site. congrats
jimmy: trash talking is bad ass!!!!!
Boom: I'm callin out Mike...you're going down Thursday!
jackattack: im gonna make like boom and call out any body... any takers???
jimmy: DODGEBALL!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
Locks: I'm calling out anyone wearing shoes
pep: wooooo woooo yeaaaaa boiz now run that ****
Nameloc: ok seriously. steve nash is my hero. Legendary headshot with the awesome. you cant beat that.
ben: i do it for the children
jimmy: you would
jimmy: hey lets get some more trash talk going!!!!!!
jackattack: thats what she said.
ben: tye dye is for communists
jackattack: tony romo is for homos. ROFLCOPTER
ben: the chicago bears have thrown three times the INT's as tony kickass, i dont want to hear it
Nameloc: If you can dodge a bad football team, you can dodge a ball.
jackattack: haha, we should invite the dallas cowboys to play with us.
ben: it would be fun, it's too easy to dodge the bears
ben: it would be fun, it's too easy to dodge the bears
frodo: hellooooo everyone.
ben: i took monday off to watch the cowboy miracle but expect pain tonight
Boom: muhahaha
jimmy: boom eat **** you dirty little man
jackattack: Peter Mosiman now understands the meaning of "respect your elders".
Boom: Mang Jimmy, you was lucky Thursday night...you going down. bring a cup
nameloc: Ballin.
ben: i randomly saw three people from dodgeball on a street near my apartment...wha?
nick: i hate to keep owning.. but it will happen yet again monday
jackattack: bring a helmet on monday nick.
ben: bring a cup too
Nameloc: hey jack, bring yourself.
jackattack: good point. youre going down on thursday locks.
Boom: y'all are going down
ben: boom i'm going to slam dunk on your scalp
jackattack: ROFL.
jackattack: ROFL.
Boom: Nash, it's going down like connect four
jackattack: its goin down like four flats
Nameloc: I Pwned some n00b with the awesome tonight
ben: props, luke, props...i pwned jimmy in the nuts, accidentally
jackattack: "HALLOWEEN [censored] ROCKS"
Nameloc: thank you much. and yes. halloween [censored] rocks.
ben: boom's going to get dunked on again
Nameloc: going balls deep. all night long.
jimmy: hey ben remember that it was accident because karma will happen
jimmy: !!!!!!!!
jimmy: HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!
molly: not gonna lie, i was impressed by depaul last night...you guys had a great showing!
ben: thanks molly! way to kick ass!
Conor: Yeah, definitely a solid showing DePaul. Be sure to check out Joe Reye's photos of the tourney too.
Conor: http://gallery.ma
c.com/joemreyes#1
00018&bgcolor=bla
ck
jackattack: the glory days are back my friends.
Nameloc: I would say that our showing at UIC was hardly impressive, but that is ok. Pwnage will ensue tonight.
jackattack: have some faith son. you guys got unlucky in both of your games, you shouldve won at least 1.
ben: besides, getting a faceshot by shoving the ball at a falling guy is priceless
jackattack: zomg i had never seen that until locks did it to that guy.
mattdall: it gon rain on magoo's face!
molly: tonight!
Boom: Itz going down!
Nameloc: ^what he said
ben: boom is still getting dunked on, again
Boom: What tha hell you sayin?
Boom: fool...
ben: boom sucks!
matt dall: where r the photos from thursday night
molly: they are up on teh facebook now!
Nameloc: boooo. last night of dodgeball. i better make it good. who else is going balls deep?
ben: all night long
jackattack: all the way.
ben: i'm having withdrawal
Boom: yessir
mattdall: yo, someone wanted to know if they can purchase advertising space on this website? Did anyone else get this email?
mattdall: ps maybe this can pay for jerseys or hookers?
jimmy: hookers would be nice but we need to look good when we play
ryishot: ok...so ryan in sooo sexy bahhahaha....we need to have a dodgeball hang out so i can see him
poppy: two questions....1-wh
o wrote that and 2- who is ryan? i miss dodgeballl soooo muchhh boohooo
jackattack: 1. probably octavia, 2. ryan is the red head that has a knack for sick head shots, he mad the video
Octavia: C'mon, you should know that I'm not afraid to attach my name to such SCANDALOUS opinions!
Octavia: Prez Boom should be impeached. He wont give me piggyback rides to the line.
Boom: Impeach nothing...I'm a dictator! Y'all shallbow before me!
jackattack: bow my ass. you'll bow when i pwn you in the dome.
ben: boom i'm going to go vince carter on your face on 1/3/08
jackattack: i cant wait to pwn peter mosiman again.
Boom: I can't wait to pwn all you noobs with my unbelievable skills
Magoo: haha
Octavia: Mr Prez, you spelled noob wrong. I believe you spell it M-A-T-T-H-E-W-T-A
-N-C-I-N-C-O.
poppy: i miss dodgeball..i am gonna dominate when we get back!
mattdallmattdall: it gon rain!
jackattack: hahaha, i love how magoo laughed.
ben: are you serious?
baseball: your all going to eat it when we get back
jackattack: is that ludescher?? he's f'ing toast.
ben: baseball is going down for using the wrong form of you're
luke: must throw dodgeballs at people......cravi
ng
baseball: lol.. i cant fool mr attack. ps im not an english major
poppy: i like turtles
jackattack: i like cookies.
Boom: I like gerbils
luke: you would like gerbils boom..... like them in your ASS!!!!
luke: you would like gerbils boom..... like them in your ASS!!!!
Boom: Boy, I'm gonna give you a beatdown come gametime!
poppy: sooooooooo close!!!!!
popppypypyppypypp: I AM SO PUMPED FOR TONIGHT SON
ben: HE GON' GET IT!
jackattack: WHO WANTS THIS DOG?!?!
Boom: Luke, I am going to open a can of whup-ass on you! That'll shut you up good for talking junk to me. FOOL!
Alec: Poppy, you dumbass, you spelled your name wrong!
jackattack: hahaha, oh snap. that's poppy's new nickname; dumbass.
popppypypyppypypp: alright that is mean...i obviously am aware i spelled my name wrong..screw all of you i deserve a kick butt nickname
ben: nicknames can't be forced...look at slinky, hanson, heisman...they just naturally fit. one day, yours will come
jackattack: i think i actually have a good one... peanut.
Messer: I wrote a movie about your mom, Jack. It's called DogMa.
popppypypyppypypp: yahooo yippeeee dogma...defazios mom
ben: boom's going down like defazio's mom
Boom: Nah, more like your mom....aw snap!
jackattack: please tell me im not the only one that cracks up reading booms horrible comebacks
Magoo: What boom meant to say was... 'boom's goin down on defazio's mom'. yall got pwned
jackattack: LOL
Octavizzle: LMAO, You are not alone, Jack
Octavizzle: 'On' and 'Kong" don't rhyme.
jackattack: you gotta pronounce its like "its awn like dawnkey kawng"
Boom: I am gonna open a can of whoopbutt on Jimmy!
ben: the hell is whoopbutt?
jackattack: whatever it is boom won't be administering it, he'll be taking it
ben: i want my shirt
O_o: we all want our shirts nash.... we all do
Boom: Itz goin' down tonight y'all heard?
0ct4v1a: HAHAHA "THA HELL IS WHOOPBUTT!"
col!n: when are the shirts expected to be in by eh?
Boom: Ask Jack...he bein' a slowpoke
poppy: i like turtles!
holler: locos suxors
jacksonattack: i like headshots
ben: boom's place is going to be dismantled brick by brick
Boom: Too bad it ain't bricks there ain't ainything to dismantle haha!
O_o: i want my tshirt....when are we getting them jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!
jackattack: the next time someone asks me where the shirts are im going to murder
Murph: Tomorrow is THE day... balls will roll and heads will fly. Or something
baseball: wheres the shirits
baseball: wheres the shirits
jackattack: you're dead, ludescher
baseball: who's ludescher? this is baseball!
ben: who calls you baseball, ludescher?
poppy: so...shirts are coming soon then?
molly: where's mah shirt?
ben: where are the shirts son?
someone: do we have dodgeball this thursday the 13th?
Boom: Ya, our last night for the quarter
Poppy: sad!!!! i am going to miss everyone
ben: poppy you were just saying you hate everyone
poppy: ok then let me specify...i will miss some people
man: im tired
0_o: t-shirt......MUST HAVE!!!!!!!!
jackattack: you'll get it. chill the f*** out.
poppy: GET IT ON
tito: $#%! [censored] [censored] butt douche bag
Boom: The 'hawk is back!
ben: CHRIIIIIIIS!!!
Squeak: MSU and DePaul for life
Murph: I <3 DePaul
OT: if i hadnt played capture the...dodgeball, id be able to walk today
ben: i might actually be able to throw at dodgeball tonight...watch your heads
jackattack: i AM going to be able to throw tonight. bring super glue and fishing wire; youll need it to attach your head back on.
Bomis: BFFs!
poppy: hey ya'll...so i might be ditching dodgeball to go play with the girls soccer team..i got recruited sorry boy
Boom: Hogwash
Blondie: No worries, Poopy. You like the women more anyway.
poppy: to whoever blondie is..probably some big loser...what does soccer have to do with liking girls? you are a homo